This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, “Sweetie, why don’t you give me a blowjob?”
“What? You’re crazy!” she said.
“Look, don’t worry,” he said. “It will be quick, I promise you.”
“Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody…”
“At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it.”
“I’ve already said NO, and NO is final!”
“Honey, it’ll just be a really small blowie… I know you like it too.”
“NO!!! I’ve said NO!!!”
Desperately, he says, “My love, don’t be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob.”
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: “Dad says, ‘Dammit, give him the blowjob or I’ll have to blow him but for God’s sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.’”
One Boy went to his Doctor: i don’t Move my Head, i laugh alone, i don’t speak to any Person, i don’t notice if someone speaks to me, i Look like stupid. What do i have Doctor?
Doc answered him: U have a BlackBerry =))
A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl, saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he kissed her a third time adding “There, thats addition”. She silently gave him the kisses back sweetly saying ” So that will be
substraction?”. They then kissed each other at the same time. Both smiled and said together ” That’s multiplication.” Just at that moment, the young girls father arrived. He kicked him for two blocks exclaiming “That’s long division”.