Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?”The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.”The lieutentent is disgusted, but says nothing. After a few weeks, however, the new officer is very lonely. He decides that if everyone else is doing it, why shouldn’t he.The next friday, the young lieutentent slinks over to the camel pens and, after looking around, drops his pants and starts humping a female camel. The camel is not amused and makes a huge uproar.The same corporal comes in to investigate. “Lieutenent! What are you doing.””Come on man,” replied the embarrased officer, “You yourself told me we could use the camels on Fridays.””Yes sir,” replied the corporal. “But most of us just ride them into town.”
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge.The woman stops and says, “Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?”The legionarie tells her the camel won’t budge but she’s welcome to try. The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW… smashes the camel’s testicles with the bricks. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert.The captain drops his pants and says, “Great! Do me next, I’ve got to catch that son of a bitch!”